Olive oil isn’t just a kitchen staple – it’s also a source of inspiration for all kinds of fun, clever, and deliciously “punny” jokes!

Whether you’re an olive oil enthusiast, a chef, or simply someone who loves a good laugh, this list of olive oil puns and jokes is perfect for adding a little humor to your day.

So, pour yourself a drizzle of humor and dive into this collection of 140 olive oil puns and jokes!

1. O-live for These Puns

“Olive for a good laugh – let’s start with some puns!”

1. I’m just trying to olive my best life.
2. Olive me loves all of you!
3. Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I pour myself a little more?
4. Olive you to the moon and back!
5. Don’t be salty, be oily!
6. You can’t keep secrets from olive oil – it always spills the beans.
7. I’m olive-ways here for you!
8. You’re olive the light in my life!
9. Let’s keep things extra virgin-al.
10. Why did the olive oil break up with the vinegar? They didn’t mix well.
11. Olive oil is smooth, but I’m extra smooth.
12. Love me, hate me, but you can’t filter me out!
13. Why did the olive oil get promoted? It’s oily been here a week!
14. Let’s add a little zest to olive our lives!
15. Olive oil: smoother than butter, greasier than your ex.

2. Kitchen Humor with Olive Oil

“Take a moment to laugh while you’re cooking – because olive oil’s got you covered!”

16. I wanted to tell a joke about olive oil, but it slipped my mind.
17. Olive oil? More like liquid gold!
18. I told my pan not to worry; I’m oily a call away!
19. Why don’t chefs go on dates with olive oil? They always end up getting burned.
20. Cooking with olive oil makes my day brighter – it’s my glow up.
21. Olive oil and vinegar walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Hey, you’re making things slippery in here!”
22. Trying to impress someone? A little olive oil goes a long way.
23. This dish isn’t dressed without a splash of olive oil.
24. My pan asked if we could see other oils, but I said I’m committed.
25. Olive oil? Pour favor!

3. Funny Olive Oil Riddles

“Try not to laugh too hard – these riddles are as smooth as extra virgin!”

26. What did the olive oil say to the bread?
    “You’re toasted.”
27. Why did the olive oil stay in the bottle?
    It wasn’t pressed to come out!
28. Why don’t olive oils ever win races?
    They keep slipping up!
29. What’s olive oil’s favorite exercise?
    The press!
30. Why did the olive oil leave the salad?
    It felt a bit too dressed.
31. How did the olive oil feel after working out?
    It was totally spent!
32. What’s an olive’s favorite genre of music?
    P-O-p!
33. What does an olive say when it needs help?
    “Oil be there in a second!”
34. How do olives introduce themselves?
    “Olive you to meet you!”
35. Why are olive oils great friends?
    They’re always there to support you!

4. Romantic Olive Oil Jokes

“Spice up your romance with a dash of olive oil humor!”

36. Olive you so much, it’s almost ridiculous.
37. Let’s go olive-out tonight!
38. I’d cross olive oceans for you.
39. You’re as smooth as a bottle of extra virgin.
40. Olive without you feels oily empty.
41. When I look at you, I just melt… like hot olive oil.
42. You’re my olive, my heart, and my soul-dressing.
43. You make my heart spin like olive oil in a bottle.
44. I’ve been pressed by love since I met you!
45. You’re like olive oil in my salad – the perfect finishing touch.

5. Pop Culture Puns with Olive Oil

“Olive oil meets the stars in these celebrity-inspired jokes!”

46. Olive Newton-John: Let’s get oiled!
47. Adele: “Oil’ll be rolling in the deep… of flavor!”
48. Olivia Wilde: Here’s to a wild olive!
49. Elvis Pres-sley: “Thank you, thank you very-oil much!”
50. Taylor Swift: “I knew olive oil was trouble when it walked in…”

6. Olive Oil for the Foodies

“For the ultimate foodie – olive oil jokes that are good enough to eat!”

51. Olive oil is the smooth operator of the kitchen.
52. The best chefs all believe in olive oil.
53. I put olive oil on everything; it’s my sauce of choice.
54. Olive oil just makes everything butter.
55. I use olive oil so much, you could say we’re in-separable.

And here are 90 more olive oil puns and jokes to top up your pun pantry!

56. Olive oil keeps things saucy.
57. When I see a bottle of olive oil, my heart drizzles.
58. Olive oil is my main squeeze.
59. I’m extra about olive oil.
60. Keep calm and pour olive on.
61. Olive oil always has its dressing on point.
62. What do you call an olive that’s been naughty? Extra-verginous!
63. My love for olive oil is just boiling over.
64. Olive oil knows how to press my buttons.
65. I don’t always use olive oil, but when I do, I use it extra generously.
66. Olive oil’s flavor? It’s liquid magic.
67. My friends are all nuts – olive them!
68. Have a pressingly good day!
69. My dishes shine brighter with olive oil.
70. A toast to olive oil – the true king of the kitchen!
71. Keep the fire burning with olive oil!
72. Olive oil has an appetizing aura.
73. Olive oil for days – that’s my motto!
74. Olive oil? More like my hero!
75. To be extra or not to be? Always be extra!
76. Olive oil slicked its way into my heart.
77. Life without olive oil? Not a drop in sight!
78. Keep your spirits oily!
79. The kitchen’s golden standard is olive oil.
80. Olive oil isn’t cheap – it’s well refined.
81. The secret to happiness? A little drizzle every day.
82. I’m really feeling oil-ive right now!
83. Olive oil: bringing grease to please.
84. Olive oil is truly essential!
85. It’s pressing – I need more olive oil.
86. Olive oil, I will never let you go.
87. Olive oil just made my salad sizzle.
88. Always keep it fresh with olive oil!
89. Olive oil – the finishing touch to perfection.
90. Olive oil has pressed all my buttons.
91. You’re my main ingredient!
92. Cooking without olive oil? That’s im-pressible!
93. Olive oil is golden.
94. Olive oil: worth its weight in gold.
95. Cooking without olive oil? Pasta la vista, baby!
96. I’m pressed for time – pass the olive oil!
97. Olive oil can make anything flavor-licious.
98. Give me olive oil or give me nutmeg!
99. It’s pressing how much I love olive oil.
100. A toast without olive oil? Un-bread-ible!
101. Olive the best memories start with good food.
102. Olive oil? It’s top tier!
103. No olive left behind!
104. Pass me the olive oil; I’m feeling saucy.
105. Olive oil makes everything taste a little better.
106. Life is too short – pour a little extra.
107. Olive oil? I’m hooked!
108. Why the long face? Olive oil always brings a smile.
109. Love me some olive oil – it’s the highlight of my meal.
110. I’m in an oily relationship.
111. Olive oil? It’s the stuff dreams are made of.
112. Keep the vibe slick with olive oil.
113. Olive oil and I go together like *two peas in a pod*!
114. It’s time to shine with olive oil.
115. Olive oil knows how to party!
116. Let’s make a toast… with a dash of olive oil!
117. This salad is dressed for success!
118. Olive oil always keeps things classy.
119. You’re my olive mate.
120. Olive oil? Can’t live without it!
121. My kitchen motto: Drizzle and repeat.
122. Olive oil: the real MVP.
123. Let’s get a round of olive oil.
124. Keep it fresh, keep it extra.
125. Olive oil is the real deal.
126. Stay fresh and tasty with olive oil.
127. Love, laughter, and olive oil – life’s essentials.
128. Feeling saucy? Olive oil has you covered.
129. Pass the olive oil – pour favor!
130. Olive oil slips into every meal with style.
131. Life without olive oil? A dry spell.
132. Olive oil is a blessing in disguise.
133. Want to make it better? Add olive oil!
134. Cooking up love, one drop at a time.
135. Olive oil dances with flavor.
136. Every meal deserves a drizzle.
137. Olive oil is the true secret ingredient.
138. Got soul? Add olive oil.
139. Olive oil is all I need.
140. Toasts to olive oil, and to olive you!

Use this olive oil puns and jokes at your next dinner party, cooking class, or just for a little humor in the kitchen! Olive you for reading!